party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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