I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
