I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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