wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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