'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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