meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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