I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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