Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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