normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Shame - the story of my life.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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