Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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