Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
