it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
