My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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