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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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