What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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