im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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