The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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