ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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