So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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