Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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