she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
So. Much. Porn.
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