Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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