oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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