I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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