do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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