he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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