Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
