My hand turned me down
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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