It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
