Plan B is the new Plan A
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I am midnight drunk by noon
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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