i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
A+ Viking dick
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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