I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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