Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
And then my night got REAL pukey
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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