Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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