shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
this boner is exhausting
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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