So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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