Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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