Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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