I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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