roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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