i jhust puked up my retainher.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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