It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It's blow job season.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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