On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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