She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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