How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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