belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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