He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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