just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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