don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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