if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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