Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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