I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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