Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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